100 Ways of Saying “Fuck You”
We here at Standard Madness are committed to help our fellow men learn the importance of of swearing. But what do you do when you’re drink fresh pomegranate at the Ummayad mosque in Syria and someone punches you for staring at their women? Or when some drunk dude steps over your igloo in Iceland? Well, here’s a suggestion: express your anger by telling them to fuck off in their own mother tongue. So print out this handy little guide and learn, for cursing in a foreign language is just about as cool as having a girlfriend that dresses up as slave Leia to play kinky games with you.
This is the latest update on this page, on Jan. 25th 2010, thank you to all the well-intentioned people that left useful comments on this graphic, I did try to take everyone’s advice and improve it on daily basis. The internet is such a wonderful place when you get so many people together. However, there are a few things I’d like to clear out: Not every expression below means ‘fuck you’ with religious accuracy. Some of the terms are what the natives of that country use when they want to tell someone off in a rude way, so corrections on this matter are not needed. Please do not try and correct something that is obviously corrected already just because someone did the same in another comment a few days back. Please only notify me of needed changes if absolutely necessary, not if you think there might be a better possible way to address our target expression. Also please know that research has been done on the matter, nobody pulled word out of their assess, we used sites like: insults dot net, 43 things dot com, wikipedia, google translator and so on, sometimes specifically searching for a site addressed specifically to one single country. Another thing: except from Latin, whatever it is between the brackets is a location, not a language, so smart asses that say Scotland is not a language will not have their comments approved anymore. Thank you and keep up the great job, guys of the world!