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Hello and welcome to Standard Madness. For that …

Now let me tell you a little bit about what we’re up to around here. We try to fancy an online mengazine where we keep our readers entertained with viral videos, funny pictures, a lot of good humor, weird celebrity news and pretty much anything we find funny and worth sharing. We’re not scared of strong language and sexy women. Now that you’re here, feel free to check out some of the stuff you can find on this website so you can learn more about what we’re calling work:

Original humor

The 5 Types Of Fuck Buddies A Man Can Have

6 Places You Should Not Attempt to Have Sex

Why You’re Not Getting Laid

Ace Of Base rips off Lady Gaga

Original Graphics

100 Ways of Saying “Fuck You”

People Who Have Actually Read the Entire Bible

The Sex Vs. Video Games Infographic

Flowchart To Determine if Your Girlfriend is Hot Or Wolf Ugly

Funny Galleries

25 Funniest News Fail Examples Around the Web

Rule 34 Applied To Lego

It seems like we’ve got love going on at any level of (sub)humanity

25 Scary Hot Girls of the Internet

Naughty Galleries

Drunk Chicks Grabbing Boobs

Sex dolls: now hotter than any woman you’ll ever get

10 ways you can tell if your boobs are too big

Why Brazil will win the Confederations Cup

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— Ted Ursu