Welcome to Standard Madness
Hello and welcome to Standard Madness. For that …
Now let me tell you a little bit about what we’re up to around here. We try to fancy an online mengazine where we keep our readers entertained with viral videos, funny pictures, a lot of good humor, weird celebrity news and pretty much anything we find funny and worth sharing. We’re not scared of strong language and sexy women. Now that you’re here, feel free to check out some of the stuff you can find on this website so you can learn more about what we’re calling work:
Original humor
The 5 Types Of Fuck Buddies A Man Can Have
6 Places You Should Not Attempt to Have Sex
Ace Of Base rips off Lady Gaga
Original Graphics
People Who Have Actually Read the Entire Bible
The Sex Vs. Video Games Infographic
Flowchart To Determine if Your Girlfriend is Hot Or Wolf Ugly
Funny Galleries
25 Funniest News Fail Examples Around the Web
It seems like we’ve got love going on at any level of (sub)humanity
25 Scary Hot Girls of the Internet
Naughty Galleries
Sex dolls: now hotter than any woman you’ll ever get
10 ways you can tell if your boobs are too big
Why Brazil will win the Confederations Cup
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Respectfully,
– Ted Ursu
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