The Infamous Van Halen Concert Rider (Infographic)
January 5, 2012 by Amy
We may laugh at some of the demands of pop stars today, but it’s hard to believe any will ever top the true madness of Van Halen’s 1982 concert rider. We’ve all heard about the “absolutely no brown” M&M’s clause, at some point or another. But here’s a few things that struck me in looking [...]
Hey Emma Watson, I can haz autographz?
June 3, 2011 by Ted
Emma Watson gets the royal troll treatment as excited “fan” asks her for an autograph. On the only autograph worthy picture of Emma Watson. She is not amused. Hopefully most of you won’t know who Emma Watson is and we’re very happy with that. She’s the child-actress turned adult who plays Hermione Granger in the [...]
We found the Nickelback of trash metal bands
May 30, 2011 by The Initech Staff
You know how Nickelback isn’t exactly the most talented band on the alternative scene? Well, we found their trash metal counterparts. Stage costumes that barely cover male nudity, made out of latex, styrofoam and rubber. Shows so violently kitschy that involve fake blood be sprayed all over the audience. Songs that require the band to [...]
If Lady Gaga Had a Day Job
Like it or not, Lady Gaga is one of the most iconic figures of today’s pop culture. Now, without trying to be too sarcastic or presumptuous: what if the only thing she would be famous for were her wacky ass costumes instead of her singing? Because then she would have to get a day job [...]
The many names of Nicolas Cage
May 9, 2011 by Ted
There’s a new sheriff in town, boys and his name Nicolas Cage. Going around carrying the title of “worst actor of his generation”, Nicolas Cage is still good at something: being very versatile with names. The world finally can’t get enough Nicolas Cage thrown at it. This works like this: we take Nicolas Cage, we [...]
Catholic League on Lady Gaga: “She’s talentless and irrelevant”
April 11, 2011 by Ted
In a world that quite surprisingly can’t get enough Gaga, one church group called Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights doesn’t even get offended by her latest attention grabbing antic: playing the role of controversial Biblical character Mary Magdalene in her upcoming video “Judas”. “She just wants to shock”, Bill Donohue, president of the [...]
Top 10 SMS Comedy Sketches
September 22, 2010 by The Initech Staff
SMS or texting has become such a serious subject these days, 1.5 Trillion SMS were sent in the U.S in 2009, the World texting championships has teen texters winning upward from $15,000, a British women became the Guinness book of records fastest texter and kids are being diagnosed with an addiction to texting. Kids these [...]
The ultimate race movie showcase
August 16, 2010 by The Initech Staff
Even those of us that hate cars and all the petrol headed bravado that goes along with it, even those people have watched and most likely enjoyed a race movie at one time in their lives. If you don’t believe me, check out this race movie showcase and be ready to realize that deep down, [...]
Ace Of Base rips off Lady Gaga
May 9, 2010 by Charlize
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta better known these days as Lady Gaga, might be facing a tiny problem. Do you remember the band Ace of Base? Well, apparently someone on their crew must be doing some massive hit diggin’. One of Gaga’s The Fame Monster singles, more precisely, Alejandro, has definitely been stolen by the Ace [...]
Thank You, Tim Olson
March 19, 2010 by The Initech Staff
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