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	<title>Comments on: The 5 Types Of F*** Buddies A Man Can Have</title>
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		<title>By: Richo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Richo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve got the 5th one, she&#039;s broken my brain. FML.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got the 5th one, she&#8217;s broken my brain. FML.</p>
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		<title>By: Weighted Companion Cube Wedding Cake &#124; Standard Madness</title>
		<link>http://www.standardmadness.com/columns/the-5-types-of-f-buddies-a-man-can-have/comment-page-1#comment-5318</link>
		<dc:creator>Weighted Companion Cube Wedding Cake &#124; Standard Madness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] a fan yourself. Now, I may never be a kid again to have one of these and I am certainly against organized relationships, but if it turns out that I won&#8217;t be able to avoid the horror, I sure hope my future wife [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] a fan yourself. Now, I may never be a kid again to have one of these and I am certainly against organized relationships, but if it turns out that I won&#8217;t be able to avoid the horror, I sure hope my future wife [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 11:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot to mention hookers. They are the best fuck buddies. They are professionals at sex and there are no strings at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot to mention hookers. They are the best fuck buddies. They are professionals at sex and there are no strings at all.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 11:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow... well wriiten man Top knotch! how long did this take you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow&#8230; well wriiten man Top knotch! how long did this take you?</p>
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		<title>By: Dane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 17:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with the first four, but not with the fifth. The fifth just sounds like a girl you have a crush on and hope to date. That defies the purpose of a f*ck buddy. 

I propose the fifth be changed to &quot;The In-a-sexually-unsatisfied-relationship&quot;. These girls are probably your friend because they decided to date another man, but after some time they are stuck in the relationship and are not getting what they deserve. This is where you step in.

You can tell because you will ask how their relationship is going, and they openly tell you &quot;Not soo good&quot;. After some prying, and a suggestion to hang out and have a few drinks. You might find yourself in bed taking care of the one area the &quot;boyfriend&quot; is neglecting. 

The downside is, after some time she might grow attached and will want to break off the relationship to start a relationship with you. This could be extra unwanted problems as the &quot;boyfriend&quot; might find out and wish to cause you physical harm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with the first four, but not with the fifth. The fifth just sounds like a girl you have a crush on and hope to date. That defies the purpose of a f*ck buddy. </p>
<p>I propose the fifth be changed to &#8220;The In-a-sexually-unsatisfied-relationship&#8221;. These girls are probably your friend because they decided to date another man, but after some time they are stuck in the relationship and are not getting what they deserve. This is where you step in.</p>
<p>You can tell because you will ask how their relationship is going, and they openly tell you &#8220;Not soo good&#8221;. After some prying, and a suggestion to hang out and have a few drinks. You might find yourself in bed taking care of the one area the &#8220;boyfriend&#8221; is neglecting. </p>
<p>The downside is, after some time she might grow attached and will want to break off the relationship to start a relationship with you. This could be extra unwanted problems as the &#8220;boyfriend&#8221; might find out and wish to cause you physical harm.</p>
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		<title>By: Brad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 23:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a completely pointless and ad-infested website you have.  Cheers!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a completely pointless and ad-infested website you have.  Cheers!</p>
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		<title>By: swine</title>
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		<dc:creator>swine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 18:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot the only real true f___ buddy. Lefty Palmer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot the only real true f___ buddy. Lefty Palmer.</p>
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		<title>By: sctt</title>
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		<dc:creator>sctt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the girl (on the right) in the gold digger foto is none other than joslyn james, tiger woods&#039; gold digging mistress</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the girl (on the right) in the gold digger foto is none other than joslyn james, tiger woods&#8217; gold digging mistress</p>
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		<title>By: The Padrino</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Padrino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I will take a little bit of every type lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I will take a little bit of every type lol</p>
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