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		<title>By: 6 Places You Should Not Attempt to Have Sex &#124; The Best Article Every day</title>
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		<dc:creator>6 Places You Should Not Attempt to Have Sex &#124; The Best Article Every day</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 04:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] by ToyamaWe’ve all been there, the sore knees or dirty looks the next morning. At the time you thought it [...]</description>
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		<title>By: joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 14:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HEY FUCKSTICKS REMOVE THE FUCKING DIGG AND FACEBOOK BUTTONS THEY BLOCK THE FUCKINGARTICLES FUCK YOU CLOWNSHOES JESUS WHO DESIGNED THIS SITE A FUCKING MONKEY ON CRACK?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEY FUCKSTICKS REMOVE THE FUCKING DIGG AND FACEBOOK BUTTONS THEY BLOCK THE FUCKINGARTICLES FUCK YOU CLOWNSHOES JESUS WHO DESIGNED THIS SITE A FUCKING MONKEY ON CRACK?</p>
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		<title>By: S Tinky</title>
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		<dc:creator>S Tinky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds like you need a set of kneepads ;-)

Car- t-tops, convertible or possibly a sunroof make the front seat possible in a few different ways, just be careful not to break the center console.  The problem with the back seat is if you get both hand and footprints next to each other on the back window you&#039;re not fooling anybody, and in a pinch, you can always try bending her over the hood...

The one that I think is a big mistake is a hot tub... sounds great till you try it.  Besides the fact that you&#039;re already in bacteria laden soup (public hot tub...) the water washes away anything that might be lubricating the process leaving you feeling like you just rubbed one out with a piece of sandpaper, and I doubt that she feels anybetter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like you need a set of kneepads <img src='http://cdn.standardmadness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Car- t-tops, convertible or possibly a sunroof make the front seat possible in a few different ways, just be careful not to break the center console.  The problem with the back seat is if you get both hand and footprints next to each other on the back window you&#8217;re not fooling anybody, and in a pinch, you can always try bending her over the hood&#8230;</p>
<p>The one that I think is a big mistake is a hot tub&#8230; sounds great till you try it.  Besides the fact that you&#8217;re already in bacteria laden soup (public hot tub&#8230;) the water washes away anything that might be lubricating the process leaving you feeling like you just rubbed one out with a piece of sandpaper, and I doubt that she feels anybetter.</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen37</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephen37</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 19:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You left out the most important things.
For example, you shouldn&#039;t do someone in a forest near water, in water or in tall grass, where animals go to drink, eat because you might end up with a few ticks or other parasites in places where you shouldn&#039;t. Imagine if you get complications if the tick breaks in an intimate area and you have to go to a doctor, embarrasing.
There is an episode in Dr.House when he finds a tick in a girl&#039;s vagina.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You left out the most important things.<br />
For example, you shouldn&#8217;t do someone in a forest near water, in water or in tall grass, where animals go to drink, eat because you might end up with a few ticks or other parasites in places where you shouldn&#8217;t. Imagine if you get complications if the tick breaks in an intimate area and you have to go to a doctor, embarrasing.<br />
There is an episode in Dr.House when he finds a tick in a girl&#8217;s vagina.</p>
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		<title>By: Harley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, despite it being gross, bathroom sex is easy. Just do it standing up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, despite it being gross, bathroom sex is easy. Just do it standing up.</p>
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		<title>By: joey</title>
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		<dc:creator>joey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHA ROFFLECOPTER MUCH?!?!?! SEX IN A BATHROOM?!?!? OH YEAH?!?! LIFEBOMBMUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? MOTHERFUCKER?!?!!?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHA ROFFLECOPTER MUCH?!?!?! SEX IN A BATHROOM?!?!? OH YEAH?!?! LIFEBOMBMUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? MOTHERFUCKER?!?!!?!?</p>
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		<title>By: ringtonepack</title>
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		<dc:creator>ringtonepack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lived in Japan once, did it more often on a futon on hardwood ZING floor.   Not fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lived in Japan once, did it more often on a futon on hardwood ZING floor.   Not fun.</p>
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		<title>By: mrwords</title>
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		<dc:creator>mrwords</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doing it in any kind of bathroom is uncomfortable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doing it in any kind of bathroom is uncomfortable.</p>
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		<title>By: paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That sounds like an extremely uncomfortable place...</description>
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		<title>By: Con Air</title>
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		<dc:creator>Con Air</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can we please add Disneyland to the list?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can we please add Disneyland to the list?</p>
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