10 Reasons I Love Scarlett Johansson

November 29, 2009 by Ted7 Comments

She’s young, talented, critically acclaimed, absolutely gorgeous and she makes your friends go quiet for a couple seconds when her name gets mentioned in a conversation. Nine guys out of ten would do a lot with Scarlett Johansson like cuddle, give her foot massages, buy her flowers, show emotions, make her breakfast, put on clean socks and other nasty stuff we usually neglect when it comes to regular women. Here’s a list of ten reasons why I personally love Scarlett Johansson.

thb1She’s always been hot

Scarlett Johansson

Unlike most female celebrities of the new generation she has always been a natural beauty. She was a fresh face back then and she still looks pretty fresh now and most celebrities require tons of work from plastic surgeons or photoshop masters to keep that fresh look as time passes. Unlike some other celebrity hotties before they did “Transformers”.

thb1She can actually act

Scarlett Johansson

One of the more promising teen actors to grace the multiplex, Scarlett Johansson has been acting professionally since the age of eight following a dream that she’s had since she was three. After appearing in minor roles in Fall in 1997 and Home Alone 3, Scarlett came into the public attention for her breakthrough performance in the 1998 film The Horse Whisperer. She’s actually attended schools that provided her with professional training in this field and she’s received nominations and won respectable awards for her work. This train wreck is not even in the same league with her.

thb1She’s never been an attention whore

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson has always been very private about her personal life and she was never big on sharing her little dramas with the press to draw attention on her which shows self-confidence and maturity. In fact her wedding with Ryan Reynolds went on as a private little family ceremony in her hubby’s hometown in Canada and no pictures were “leaked” to the tabloids.

thb1She thinks the ultra-skinny woman is a retarded fashion icon

Scarlett Johansson

Christina Hendricks, Kate Winslet, Tyra Banks, Gisele Bundchen, Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johansson versus Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton. Who do we like? Scarlett’s rocking body is a result of a healthy lifestyle, not a strict diet. Admittedly, Scarlett Johansson is a big fan of cheese and burgers, but she also exercises which is probably what most women should go about doing. The admirable thing is that she’s voiced her opinion against glorified size-zero fugly women and against the skinny media trend numerous times. Significant quote: “Being ultra-thin is not sexy at all. Women shouldn’t be forced to conform to unrealistic and unhealthy body images that the media promote.” She was also recorded saying “I like Burger King cheeseburger meals” which is totally cool coming from one of the hottest chicks on the planet.

thb1Iron Man 2 – Total Geek Magnet

Scarlett Johansson

People might be drooling for more of Scarlett Johansson, and so, Scarlett it is. It is undeniable that Scarlett Johansson is definitely on the center of the geek map as her appearance in Iron Man 2 as the black widow – making Gwyneth Paltrow red with anger – is certainly a popularity booster for the geek flick.

thb1She doesn’t think monogamy is part of the human nature

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson expressed her concerns about the potential conflict between the nature of human beings and the concept of monogamy, which is actually one of my oldest theories about men and women that I’m very shy to express in public. “I don’t think human beings are monogamous creatures by nature” she told reporters while promoting her “Match Point” movie she made in 2006. That actually shows solid biology knowledge if not more and it’s refreshing coming from a woman that looks like that.

thb1Yet she’s faithful to her man

Scarlett Johansson

Despite agreeing that monogamy is pretty much a social convention, she chooses to not disregard it in respect to her own relationships, which scores her lots of marriage-material points. She insists her views don’t mean she is “promiscuous” even though she does get tested for STDs every six months. “I went through periods of time when I was single. But when I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship.” That’s what she said.

thb1Scarlett Johansson knows her way around a kitchen

Scarlett Johansson

She said: “After a long day at work, I really like to cook. I actually find cooking dinner a really nice routine, especially after working, it makes me feel normal again. There is something nice about the routine. Often when you’re working, you’re travelling around a lot and you feel kind of disconnected – so I find having a routine like coming home and cooking dinner every day sort of makes me feel more at home.” Like my friend put it: “If I could tell Scarlett Johansson to go make me a sandwich I would be soooo happy”.

thb1She’s involved in politics and she’s actually making sense

Scarlett Johansson

While playing political activist for the current President’s campaign she’s actually managed to spark intelligent political debate while speaking in student campuses across the country. Of course, it would be hard for students to just ignore Scarlett, but some say she’s actually coming across as an intelligent and opinionated young lady. She’s also taken part in charity initiatives, but I guess that’s not too impressive since they were all organized by Bono. Of course, despite her discretion about her academical performances, B-list model-actor Megan Fox finds the time to be a jealous idiot.

thb1She’s absolutely sizzling hot

Seriously. Any outfit. Any hairstyle. Any hair color. Any time of the day.

Scarlett Johansson

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7 Responses to “10 Reasons I Love Scarlett Johansson”
  1. Adi says:

    You’re being too rational about this…

  2. tylr says:

    now that you’ve gone and analyzed it, you’ve justified my celebrity crush, and I won’t be able to just dismiss it!
    What a ridiculous babe.

  3. baculum says:

    She’s tied with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Yes, its a wo-menage trois of goddess goodness!

  4. Michelle says:

    I have always loved Scarlett, she is amazing. Thank you for your list, I agree with everything. I love her, she is my girl-crush.

  5. manel lachmaiya says:

    beautiful, intelligent, AND can cook?

    ..perfect

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