Today’s 13 Most Irritating Female Celebrities
July 22, 2010 by The Initech Staff59 Comments
For some bizarre reason, these women continue to get headlines in gossip magazines and mentions on the evening news, despite the fact that half of the world’s population would rather pull out their fingernails one-by-one as opposed to hearing their names.
Most disturbing is the fact that some people, but primarily confused, adolescent girls, idolize these irritating, overhyped morons, oftentimes even mimicking their fashion styles, arrogant attitudes, and mind-numbing sayings.
What female celebrity takes the cake when it comes to making your blood boil? Are you desperately searching for the culprit who apparently told the world that we should think this particular person is talented, beautiful, interesting, likeable, etc., in order that you may punch them swiftly in the kidneys? Below you may just locate that particular famous woman that gives you the dry heaves. But don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger.
Lady Gaga
Unless you love mind-numbingly dumb pop songs, irritating hooks, and horrifically bad fashion, then Lady Gaga is no doubt irritating the hell out of you.
Moreover, this misinformed loudmouth sings about how sexy she is and how many guys want her all the time! Am I missing something? With the new circa 1980s biker chic style she’s working, you can’t miss her, all of her, parading nearly naked around New York City.
Furthermore, Lady Gaga acts like the next John Lennon in interviews, except arrogant, while only having one successful album under her belt and lyrics about as deep as a fortune cookie. Sure, she is a talent pianist and singer, but she needs to stop pretending to be anything more than another weird pop singer.
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is the epitome of the celebutante. She is someone famous for being famous. She has never done anything to earn her fame; she simply lucked into being the offspring of some very wealthy people.
But don’t tell her that. This entitled brat has invaded our televisions with reality shows, corrupted our radios with her unlistenable singing voice, and bastardized the film industry by acquiring roles in major, and some not-so-major, motion pictures.
It doesn’t help that she is trying to sell herself as being sexy when thin is all she has going for her. Her droopy eye was allegedly caused by some botched plastic surgery. She wouldn’t know what’s “hot” if it punched her in her protruding, Wicked-Witch-of-the-West-type nose.
Lindsay Lohan
A cute, freckly little girl straight from the dungeons of Disney, Lindsay Lohan and her equally bonkers family have completely monopolized the tabloids over the past few years.
Quite frankly, does anyone feel sorry for this little waste-of-space anymore? Drug-addled Lindsay Lohan was on the cusp of A-list movie stardom before she threw it all away on booze, cocaine, and who knows what else.
Plus, this delusional mess seems to think that she’s above the law, blatantly ignoring court orders, missing depositions, and driving while impaired, amongst her many other violations to human decency.
But there is good news to anyone who had 2010 in the Lindsay-Lohan-Appearing-In-Softcore-Porn Pool, as she will be starring in the Linda Lovelace bio picture, Inferno.
Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart compared getting her photograph taken by the paparazzi to getting raped. Need I say more? This miserable actress scoffs at the millions of Twilight fans and consistently speaks negatively of the Twilight franchise, as she clearly deserves more serious dramatic roles.
Yeah, she’s the next Meryl Streep, if Meryl Streep was a homely looking chick who couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag.
If only the studios would get up the nerve to simply recast her, then the public would never have to set eyes on this ungrateful little ass ever again.
And she’s in some serious denial if she thinks anyone would even notice she was missing, not if Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are still on the screen.
Victoria Beckham
The most irritating thing about Victoria Beckham may be the omnipresent frown on her face. She rose to fame as one of the tone deaf singers from the Spice Girls. After the girl group fad ended, she presumably would have faded into the sunset.
But then she scored herself a handsome, rich, and talented footballer, and immediately joined the entitled British wealthy class.
Mrs. Beckham immediately became the de facto leader of the “WAGs”, or wives and girlfriends of footballers, an irritating movement wherein glorified groupies flaunt their significant others’ riches.
Currently, she is guiding the fashion sensibilities of others, working as a “designer” and running her own fashion label.
Tori Spelling
When opening any given gossip magazine, the biggest question I always have is, “Why is Tori Spelling still newsworthy? Didn’t Beverly Hills 90210 end over 10 years ago?”
To maintain her relevancy in some way, she now pimps her kids and other miscellaneous family drama for magazines and reality television. Just another little rich girl, lucky to be the daughter of aged television mogul Aaron Spelling, she scored her only big acting gig via old fashioned nepotism.
Now, the bizarre and anorexic-looking Tori Spelling will grab any television appearance she can, including reality television shows with her dull husband, who sadly seems to be with her only for the notoriety.
News flash: two meaningless semi-celebrities running a bed and breakfast does not even amount to quasi-interesting television.
Britney Spears
Once every teenage boy’s greatest fantasy, Britney Spears not only proved herself to be quite a crazy hillbilly, but she also really let herself go.
It wasn’t her beautiful singing voice that made her famous, it was the fact that she was super hot, but now she can’t stop shoving Cheetos into her mouth. Normal women don’t have the infinite availability or finances to stay fit with the best in the business, but she can’t be bothered.
This was especially evident when she paraded her bloated belly and cottage cheese butt around the stage while lip-synching in a black bra and panties on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. In fact, Britney Spears continues to wear clothing that would have fit her perfect in 1998; unfortunately, it’s 2010 and she is now clearly offending public decency laws in 16 U.S. states.
Sarah Jessica Parker
So who is to blame for the mass conspiracy attempting to convince the world that Sarah Jessica Parker is good looking? Who in their right mind would hire her to convince their adult son to move out of their home, like in Failure to Launch?
Seeing her face would make me run straight for the home’s basement panic room. She seems to be drinking the Kool Aid too.
She sells makeup, hair products, and designer duds. Sarah Jessica Parker is also held in high regard as some sort of fashion icon. But really, aren’t those the clothes that the costumers on the set of Sex and the City simply gave her to wear while portraying Carrie Bradshaw?
Not alone in my irritation, South Park recently devoted an entire episode to her, likening her to a donkey.
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I like your closing comment about Avril Lavigne… “Thanks a lot, Canada.”
What really makes this a kicker is that you’re obviously American, just wanting to hate on Canada. Apparently you didn’t realize that 11/13 of these women are Americans. Canada supplying 1/13 isn’t bad, or at least a lot better than 11/13.
I think you should be apologizing to the Canadians.
So I read articles like this all the time, expecting them to poke fun at celebrities. Hey, they’re celebrities, it’s going to happen. And half the people on here (Paris, Lindsay, Heidi…) totally get what they have coming. But pretty much all this article did was hate on them… without even being funny. I mean really, you’re giving SJP shit for the way she looks? What do you look like? Last I checked SJP isn’t fame-whoring around trying to make money off her looks, she actually acts (fairly well, better than Kristin Stewart, that’s for sure) and seems pretty respectable off-screen (good wife, good mom, not on drugs…). And if she got plastic surgery to change the way she looks, I bet you’d hate on her even more. It just seems like these 13 females are “irritating” to you because you’re jealous or something. So better luck on the next article like this.
The only thing worse than annoying celebrities and the media that makes them annoying is hack media discussing how annoying media-forced celebrities are on a website focused on sensationalism. You are the Ouroboros. Say what you will about the Twilight series (have no opinion – haven’t seen ‘em), Kristen Stewart does a fantastic job as Joan Jett in The Runaways, an indie film released earlier this year. So, Bashor, she has been recast. And she has some chops. Your bio-tag says (twice) that you love to write. Try reading more.
You know what, I agree 100% with this list.
Yeahh..all are irritating
I got up to the 2nd to last entry on the list (Megan Fox) and I thought to myself “If Ke$ha is not #1, then the list loses all credibility.” Luckily, you got it right. Have you heard her newest song? “My first kiss went a little like this, *kiss sound* and twist, *kiss sound* and twist”. Not only is that an idiotic line, but the way she pronounces “twist” makes me want to claw out my ear drums.
Holy crap. While i do agree with some of the things you’ve said, the majority is just jealousy driven hate. Katherine only “semi-decent looking” and kesha “who keeps her hair over her face because she looks surprisingly similar to an unattractive teenage boy” and a one hit wonder? she has three or four songs on the radio and billboard.
Here’s my review of you dana: I think dana Bashor must look like shrek after a wrestling match with a bear and bitch about everyone who has it better than her.
Did i get your reviewing style right dana? No substance or research, just hate and jealousy? Go back under the rock you crawled out from and stop giving stupid people a worse name.
@firehawk
Hey dude, I’m the website’s editor and this is out first article by Dana Bashor, I’ve never met her and we exchanged a couple of emails. I don’t even know if this is appropriate or not, but dude, check out her facebook, she ain’t no Shrek that’s for sure.
Hey Ted, I don’t think there is no need to defend Dana here. The article isn’t really going to be received any differently, and the reactions have already been off-point. Shame. Too many people are loud these days. Though I do agree with the people saying that it has no substance, I didn’t really mind. It’s not like they’re going to use this as a testament, and thy should just go along with the ride. Though some of the things she said are perhaps low-blows, or disagreeable with, it was the essence of the article that was important to me. These women are irritating, for whatever illogical or unjustified reasons.
Congrats on getting on digg with this article!
I agree 100% with every item on the article. To all the people hating on Bashor, YOU should learn to read. She points out how every single one of the celebs listed here have piss poor personalities who whore out their names and looks to maintain their gucci wearing lifestyles while stepping over the millions of minions that they think are their hand-and-foot servants. They’re irritating because ALL of these people are FAKE.
The only annoying person missing from this list is Drew Berrymore
I found this list to be more petty than truthful, and definitely not funny.
I think you would do well to think about what you actually find fault with in these people, and why.
This article is dripping with jealousy that these people are successful, while the author, with her self-perceived awesome traits, remains obscure. HATERS GONNA HATE.
I think this list is pretty irritating.
Ke$ha does not look like a teenage boy, more like a 50 year old John Travolta here is the link, see for yourself. http://cheezburger.com/Asset/View/?ciid=7339514&vk=2yZ/QidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3/cPg2b6nsReX
Hmm. If they’re so irritating, how come they’re making the big bucks then? Must not be too many people that like their performances.
Admit it, you own a CD from everyone of this artists. I know you do.
No Sarah Palin? Megan Fox but no Sarah Palin?
Fail article is fail.
I agree 100% with this article. I don’t think the writer should be criticized for her opinion. These women are arrogant, obnoxious, bitches. They don’t appreciate how good they’ve got it! Spoiled little brats!
this is legit, i agree that they are all annoying people and have no talent as musicians and actors. im surprised so many people are defending these people, like you guys are all bff’s right? if you don’t like the article then gtfo and stop being such a troll. all these celebrities are garbage, author actually doesn’t look like shrek, oh yeah canada can suck it, and firehawk??? have fun pickin up chix with your mullet and trans am you sore loser.
I agree with the some of this list, however there are several notably missing:
Nicole Richie – Same reasons as Paris Hilton, not really sure what she’s done to be featured in any magazine, yet what I consider fairly good looking for a troll somehow manages rear it’s head when I’m least expecting. And by least expecting, I mean not expecting whatsoever.
Kathy Griffin – Ok so she makes fun of herself and everybody else on some TV show. But she’s not funny…
Rosie O’Donnell – She’s slightly more funny than Kathy Griffin (or maybe not at all) and I think we can all agree that she’s the “man” in any relationship.
Darn that’s all I can think of but I know there will be a dozen others that come up after 10 minutes.
Ugh, you’re annoying. Fuck you
most of that list is true but you seem to just be filled with jealousy and hate because you are nothing but a guest “poster” to a news site.
I’d be annoyed with Lady Gaga…but then I saw tons of videos of her meeting fans, and read what she said about that dumb Westboro church. She’s alright. I don’t like her “this is my art” thing tho. THAT is annoying.
Victoria Beckham grew up wealthy and I’m sure made some coin as one of The Spice Girls – she didn’t need Mr. Beckham to come along to have a few bucks to throw around.
Standard Madness just made my list of 13 of today’s most irritating websites.
“Unless you love mind-numbingly dumb pop songs, irritating hooks, and horrifically bad fashion, then Lady Gaga is no doubt irritating the hell out of you.”
I hate all of those…yet I still like her for some reason. I guess it’s her singing and piano that does it for me. But I agree with her having to stop acting like her music is all that. If the girl would just accept that her music is fantastic pop and nothing more, I’d be okay with that. The rest of the list are annoying though. Especially Kesha.
This list is more irritating than all those women combined.
As a woman, and really, as a human being, I can tell you that this article is such a sad representation of how women turn on one another in a transparent attempt to be accepted in our society. When, in reality, by writing woman bashing articles, especially as a woman, you are only making yourself look as low and inelegant (not to mention petty) as you are attempting to make others out to be.
Beyond this, your obvious obsession with the looks of these women is both a sad attempt to appeal to the tastes of the men you wish would respect you enough to read your lame articles as well as a blatant show of your intense jealousy of these celebrities. In both cases your sadly small personal opinions show more about who you are than who these celebrities might be.
In short, you are a disgusting excuse for a journalist, a woman, and a human being, and I sincerely hope that this is both your first and last guest article for this site.
I’m sorry, was this written by a teenager? I haven’t heard anyone call Avril Lavigne a “poser” since 9th grade. Does working at Best Buy and having to see their faces everyday make you extra angst-y towards the entertainment industry, or are you just generally a bitter person?
Kristen Stewart is the most irritating person out there. Agreed. But why is Britney on the list? WTF has she done?
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I was really surprised this list was written by a woman.
It couldn’t have been just people, it had to be only WOMEN? Are you serious? It’s pretty fucking as that we still live in a society that lambastes women and let men who’ve done far fucking worse get off scot-free. SJP’s on here because of how she LOOKS? You’re a fucking asshole.
What kind of misogynistic, piece of shit article is this? I just cannot believe a woman wrote this. You should be ashamed of yourself. Empower women, don’t bash them and try to bring them down, especially since this is already and still is a man’s world. And you don’t know half the things these “irritating” women do for their communities and the world.
I totally agree with this list. Especially the part about Kristen Stewart.
This list is beyond stupid and another tragic example of how women are treated different than mem by society. If men did what these women have done not one single person would care. Men in the business are pigs, arrogant, crass and abusive, yet Britney is a horrible human being because she got. Sarah Jessica Parker is worthless because she’s not your definition of pretty.
Forget that Mel Gibson hits women and is a raging racist lunatic; Lindsay is in jail let’s make that tge leading headline everywhere, because her fall from grace is far more relevant than his.
And hey, all it took for Chris Brown was to cry in public, all is forgotten! Megan Fox is horrible because she spoke against the man that made her wash his car to get a job!
Oh! And nevermind Roman Polanski actually raping 13 year olds. Kristen Stewart used the word wrong, she is the one that should be made the villain. Polanski is a genius, right? He can still be free and working!
The way you offend these women just to get a point across is immature, crass and butthurt. It’s not their fault that you’re a starving blogger and they enjoy success in what they love to do.
Thank you so much for calling Kristen Stewart out. I am SO SICK of Hollywood kissing her ass simply for the Twilight series and their psycho fans. She is a HORRIBLE actress who is so ungrateful for what she’s been given. And I don’t buy that “I’m so misunderstood” crap she spews, she’s knows what she’s doing and gets off on all the pathetic people who defend her actions who are just trying to cash in on her Twilight fame.
I hope to GOD she will go away. FAST.
wow. just wow. I don’t think anyone’s arguing that many of these women have a personality problem, but the attacks on their appearances are pretty out of control. SJP’s is probably the worst – is there ANYTHING in that that does more than criticize her face? there are plenty of more irritating women out there (hello, Sarah Palin? or Hilary Clinton, if you’re a republican?) who can be criticized for their actions; I don’t think you have to resort to some high school bitchiness about how the cheerleaders are sluts because they’re prettier than you. it makes YOU look petty.
so where’s the dude list? I think delivering a little websmack to Mel Gibson, Chris Brown, TO etc would go down much easier.
i just LOVE how you are writing stuff about britney based on things that happened THREE years ago. and besides how is she “irritating?” how come you are not writing about how “irritating” she is NOW? this “article” is annoying and ultimately you don’t actually even give good reasons as to why they are “irritating.”
I like how most of these women are being hated upon because they are ugly. That is really disgusting, and people like you are contributing to the piss poor way that women are received in the media.
Which bitter, fat, jealous bitch wrote this article?
How vile of you to talk about others looks. Oh and I’m not sure what the hell you are talking about referring to Gaga as someone who thinks all the guys want her- you obviously don’t even listen to her music because that is far from the truth. Has only one successful album under her belt? no, idiot, try 1 successful LP & Ep.
Just like I figured you don’t even know squat about Gaga. Even more obvious you go on to say that she acts like John Lennon but arrogant and is like every other ‘weird’ popstar? Huh? So being articulate is now a crime and because she’s a pop star she should just shimmy and be a puppet who has nothing of importance to say? Also if Gaga was just like every other supposed ‘weird’ popstar why the hell is she getting so much critical praise, named as one of Time Magazine’s Most Influential People etc..? Oh that’s right because she isn’t like every other ‘weird’ popstar.
This list is disgusting and clearly so are you. I pity your family and heaven forbid if you have children. You are a sad excuse for a woman. You made this article to obviously try and appeal to your male counterparts and for that I even pity you
britney was never fat, just a tad bigger and sure she looks huge when u post a pic like that, she just had a kid. she is now not fat at all anymore, and the cheeto’s thing? it’s not 2005/2006 anymore! and SJP? what a low way to pick on a sweet woman like that!
To the woman who wrote this article: “You’re a womanizer, baby!”
I’m not sure how intelligent you are, but when you mentioned Britney, you pretty much called her fat, referencing a performance she made in 2007. Then, you said it was now 2010. Well, you are right, it is 2010. Get with the times, idiot.
This list is just disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are nothing bt a coward for not allowing these comments to be published, you Craked.com wannabe!
wow dana bashor (wait, who?) = bitter betty… how bout more funny and less venom?
I love your list of irritating celebrities!! But, I also believe that nowadays when there are so many people out there searching for fame, it is hard to stand out of the crowd. So, you need to be provocative or sometimes irritating, so people continue to talk about you and know who you are. In the end of the day, they all earn pretty good money and don’t care what all of us think.
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Are you happy with your life? Cuz the way that your bashing these people, and they are people like everyone else, just seems like your not very happy with your life. And frankly, I find it pathetic. Goodbye.