Windows Can Become Dyslexic Too
May 6, 2010 by The Initech Staff6 Comments
Or maybe it’s a copy of Windows made for emerging markets, this being the Na’vi version. Of course, this is only the rough Windows XP version, if they used Vista, these errors would look something like Wei Heve gnotided thet yur abe try$ng ta run Wandows, do yur wend to allow? In reality it’s actually the video card overheating, but those little graphic buttheads can sure create some comedy.

Cafe mode with networking. Doesn’t sound like such a bad idea at all. Of course, you might get an overflow when trying to run Java

Go for the last known good configubation, it looks like it knows what it’s doing

This may not be an error after all, I mean, if you were Wandows Karlessien, pr$veies ceptran of tee Mulleriam Fercon you’d probably want a customized operating system too.

Totally going backwards.

You finally got it right Windows, who cares that you did not cdabd ceccecci, who needs those anyways. Just start normally already!



OK that looks like its gonna be a LOT of fun dude.
Lou
You get those errors when your copy of windows starts to go corrupt. I have seen it before just not like that.
This is what happens when your video card fails.
The primary cause of the messed up letters is dead/dying RAM bits. Some of the bits get stuck as 0 or 1 and will appear as different ASCII characters.
If only there really was a Cafe mode…
Very observant, Dan! They certainly didn’t mention that in the article.