Never Leave Fresh Prints Behind

April 24, 2010 by Ted25 Comments

fresh prints

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25 Responses to “Never Leave Fresh Prints Behind”
  1. Jordan says:

    that was the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

  2. DNA says:

    Even dumber is that “Ted” gave away the punch line with the title… FAIL.

  3. Jaden says:

    Agreed – what a waste of time!

  4. Dave says:

    Note to editors of this webpage, please refrain from putting the punchline in your title. Sort of ruins the joke.

  5. Nathan says:

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  6. Hobo says:

    Ok, so what’s the point??…..well, besides wasting our time…

  7. dazzer says:

    Stolen from Comixed.com

  8. Anthony C. says:

    I get it.

    LMAO that was hilarious-I’m not being sarcastic neither. Geez-guess people are so used to being angry and unhappy all the time…must piss them off to laugh at a simple joke-explains the comments?

  9. John says:

    I loled well.

  10. cheap says:

    boy that was dorky

  11. TheSmokingGNU says:

    I puked… and lol’d… and puked a little more. Horrible pun, but funny as hell.

  12. Joke Buddha says:

    Stupid

  13. Chris says:

    Stolen from the made up jokes segment on Adam and Joe!

  14. cassi says:

    you forgot the..

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

  15. ser says:

    Stupid

  16. cobydvdplayer says:

    I’m conflicted. I’m not sure whether this should segue into “Won’t Get Fooled Again” or the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

  17. michael santina says:

    im gay

  18. Ryan says:

    I don’t get it.

  19. Blake Huelsman says:

    haha

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