Weighted Companion Cube Wedding Cake
May 18, 2010 by Ted9 Comments
The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. But it may speak tons when you get lucky enough to marry a woman that not only puts up with your video games addiction, but is willing to go for a weighted companion cube wedding cake just because you’re a fan yourself. Now, I may never be a kid again to have one of these and I am certainly against organized relationships, but if it turns out that I won’t be able to avoid the horror, I sure hope my future wife will be half as smart and open-minded as this newlywed. Because sometimes the cake is not a lie.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
Too bad it will be incinerated once the ceremony is over.
Aww..that’s such an adorable cake. Looks yummy too
Aww..that’s such an adorable cake. Looks yummy too