Face It, Facebook Has Your Mom On It

Face it, Facebook has your mom on it. And sometimes it has your grandma too. And you bet your ass it has pretty much all your past, present and future girlfriends/boyfriends. As virtual social networking expands, Facebook establishes itself nowadays as the greatest host for virtual human interaction, thus, implicitly, for human stupidity of all kinds.

Facebook gives us the sensation that there’s so much stupidity out there and now it’s even visibly made public. Our hope stands, though, in the Facebook smartasses who fight stupidity with irony, making us think that the Facebook Nation isn’t so bad after all. Chances are, a lot of times, that smartass is your own mom, as you can see here:

Some moms, though, are just trying too hard:

Either way, solely by the fact that they’re not regular females, but moms, that already bestows them a special status, making them prone to be on either one or the other side of the pwnage arrow. Here’s a classic example of an EFM (Epic Fail Mom):

And another EFM, this time on Facebook, not only in your daily life, the Overprotective Mom:

And since yo grandma is actually yo momma’s momma, why not include her too in the Epic Fail Mom category?

If I were you I’d check that link just to see what grandma got. Just don’t tell your mom what you saw there. And then, for an epic ending, we have the Every Step Mom, the one that already has all your life calculated. Overprotective Mum just fades away and looks as ridiculous as Calista Flockhart trying to show off a cleavage, against this pre-natal epicness: