Proven: Vegetarians Most Likely To Enjoy Oral Sex

This is not a fictional chart, it’s the closest you’ll ever get to know if your next date is likely to enjoy oral sex. A study carried out on no less than 256,370 OkCupid users has determined that vegetarians are indeed most prone to enjoy giving oral sex than meat eaters.

This works like this: the odds column is basically “more likely”. The higher they go, odds are they will enjoy offering oral pleasure more. Note to self: that explains a lot about my vegan ex and her endless bitching…

There is a possible explanation: it’s pretty much common knowledge that vegetarians naturally crave meat protein so with all this sexual slang, it’s hard to not get the munchies. hot dog, sausage, beef injection and so on.

We would like to take this opportunity and present our vegetarian friends with veggie-friendly alternatives to common sexual vocabulary: peeling the banana, tossing the salad, squeezing the melons are only a few.

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