Sir Richard Branson Trying To Cheer Up Sad Keanu Reeves

Once upon a time

Sir Richard Branson of Virgin was talking to his friend and star of the Matrix Mr. Keanu Reeves

Branson “Keanu, I am going to take upon myself to cheer you up”
Keanu “Can i bring my sandwich Sir, Ive been eating it for 204 days?”

Branson “I’m gonna show you what its like to dream again Keanu”
Keanu “I lost my damn pigeon”

Branson “Whooo hang on Keanu? weeee!”
Keanu “Didn’t put enough mayo on this sandwich.. this sucks!”

Branson “You ok up there buddy?”
Keanu “My ass is wet Mr Branson Sir”

Unknown men “I’m afraid we couldn’t locate Mr Reeves Pigeon Sir”
Branson “Ah, thats unfortunate chaps”
Keanu “He’s probably dead, everything dies you know!”

Branson “We are picking up some speed now Keanu.. should i take my foot off the accelerator or will we explode…ha ha?”
Keanu “Do what you like, I lost my sandwich about a mile back”

Branson “Forget the sandwich, look what i made you.. an aircraft that turns into Virgin Galactic Kabazooooom”
Keanu “My pigeon looked on the world from this perspective, god i miss him”

Branson “See we found your pigeon stuck in the engine, he’s none the worse for his ordeal”
Keanu “Its a different pigeon, my pigeon has a bigger breast”

Branson “Isn’t this wonderful Keanu, the outdoors.. time to reflect on your achievements”
Keano “I sat in some bird crap up here”

Branson “Hey Keanu come join in the fun”
Keanu “Can i make a suggestion about where to go next?”

Branson “Hey it’s kind of nice here, gives you time to reflect on your next venture”
Keanu “Hey what’s this meat in my sandwich?”
Branson “Pigeon”
Keanu “Tastes like chicken”