The Perfect Camera Face
May 3, 2010 by Ted16 Comments
Once you’ve spent the first 25-30 years of your life mastering the perfect camera face, we don’t see any reason you’d wanna alter it in any way. Let’s go over a few things you need to keep in mind while developing the perfect camera pose: always wear douchebag tank tops, don’t forget a whole container of hair gel and most importantly: have the facial expression of a constipated Chuck Norris with a duck face, on crack. Like this guy:
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LOL that dude looks like a major tool.
Lou
He’s just a perfectionist.
He used Botox on his whole face, and brain.
It’s the Jersey Shore version of Zoolander!
I know a few people who’s whole Facebook photo collection could be animated like this!
wooooaaaahhhh-oooooooo-oooooaaaaahhh-oooooooo-oooooaaaaahhh-oooooooo-oooooaaaaahhh-oooooaaaaahhh
oooooooo-oooooaaaaahhh-oooooooo-oooooaaaaahhh-oooooaaaaahhh
Inaccurate, the faces are not all the same. I noticed a herpes sore in one of them.
I feel like smashing my fist into his douchebag face!
The pest part is the herpe on his lip in one of the frames.
Somewhere out there an old woman is missing a douchebag and a tool.
that’s the famous uk millionair frog from thedirty.com
One of my friends also tried such animated stuff few days back. However, this one is much better. Indeed, the guy has a perfect camera face!