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If you’ve already checked out our about page, then you probably know what we’re up here on Standard Madness. We’ve compiled a list of “staff picks”, articles and galleries that we think are representative for the Standard Madness approach. This should keep you entertained for about one hour or so.

The 5 Types Of Fuck Buddies A Man Can Have

gold diggers

For one or more reasons many of us guys would rather not deal with the whole emotional, romantic and of course financial commitment associated with a traditional relationship. That is why the modern culture invented the term Fuck Buddy to describe an ideal relationship that presents itself with everything we like about women (sex and superficial fun) and leaves aside all the things we hate (taking her dog to the vets, family dinners, expensive gifts, doing her dishes, going to the grocery store, giving her foot massages and the other one million annoying things in a traditional relationship). Full article

Today’s 13 Most Irritating Female Celebrities


For some bizarre reason, these women continue to get headlines in gossip magazines and mentions on the evening news, despite the fact that half of the world’s population would rather pull out their fingernails one-by-one as opposed to hearing their names.. Full article

True Story: How To Get Pregnant via Oral Sex

pregnant oral sex

We would say it’s probably the most brutal true story you’ll read today. Doctors would say it’s a case of impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Full article

Why we love Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

She’s young, talented, critically acclaimed, absolutely gorgeous and she makes your friends go quiet for a couple seconds when her name gets mentioned in a conversation. Nine guys out of ten would do a lot with Scarlett Johansson like cuddle, give her foot massages, buy her flowers, show emotions, make her breakfast, put on clean socks and other nasty stuff we usually neglect when it comes to regular women. Full article

Poor Man’s Porsche 911 GT3 RS

Poor Man's Porsche

The 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS, basically a race car gone street legal, could be bit hard to get your hands on, with the $150,000 price tag and all. But when you really want one and you find yourself with too much time and colored paper on your hands, you can apply a little bit of them home engineering skills and build your own almost functional model. Poor Man’s Porsche 911 GT3 RS – Full Gallery

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